Let’s Talk About Snakes
I just had a few strange thoughts about snakes:
1) I really wish snakes moved more like caterpillars and less like centipedes. I really think that would make people less wary of them.
2) Snakes and Ladders = a fun game where one kid wins. Snakes ON ladders = no one wins.
3) I wonder if when talking about their age snakes use how many times they’ve shed their skins; rings for trees and such.
Oh, and in a completely non-snake-related thought:
I really want to put a sloth and a koala in the same room on the same tree and just see what happens, because we all know it’s either a) they both sleep, look adorable, and get their picture taken, or b) the world implodes from sheer lazy-cuteness.
A guy who spends Saturday morning thinking about animals….whose name is also Jordan