A Korean Need For Amphetamines and My Personal Creepy Drug
Though many people may come up to you and ask you, “Would you like to take some Marijuana, Heroin, or Acid?” There can only be one answer, and that answer is “no,” because a true “Speed addict insists only on Speed.” This man’s truck that I saw in Seoul very clearly states his dedication to amphetamine and nothing but ampetamines. Personally, I don’t do any of those drugs…I have my own addiction:
Oh, Kraft macaroni and cheese, how I consume you in such a shameful and pitiful way. This is not the macaroni you order from a 5-star, 4-star…nay, not even a 3-star restaurant. This is the macaroni you eat at home by yourself…while you watch re-runs of Friends…in your baggiest underwear. The motto used to be “I Got the Blues,” referring to the color of the box in the picture. Recently, the motto has become “You know you love it,” which is what an old pick-up-truck-driving, redneck rapist mutters in a cliche way in almost every cabin-type thriller movie. “You know you want original cheesy flavor in your mouth. You know you wish you could skip my noodles and eat that unnaturally orange cheesy dust. Ya….you want it.” Well, enjoy that in your head every time you eat macaroni. You. Are. Welcome.
Cheese-loving foreigner with a blog,